Penguin Costume

I bought the costume here.

I really hope Halloween isn't cancelled.

Awkward.

I have a new favorite TV Show... AWKWARD.!!! I am obsessed with this show. You can watch the whole series free here. I'm not really sure if I'm Team Matty or Team Jake. I love both of them. Jenna is the main character and I feel so bad for her. She has the worst luck I have ever seen.

Matty

Jake

Jenna

One Direction Directionary

Barry: Harry
Buncle Simon: Brother/Uncle Simon
Chop Suey: Louis
Carrots: Louis likes girls who eat carrots.
Danielle Peazer: Liam's current girlfriend.
Eleanor Calder: Louis' current hollister model, manchester university student, incredibly nice girlfriend.
Hazza: Harry's nickname.
Hughy: Louis
Ian: Liam
Inbetweeners Dance: Popular One Direction dance move.
Justin Bieber: Niall's idol.
Kevin: Louis' plastic pigeon.
Kitchen Tile: Niall
Kyle: Niall
Larry Stylinson: The friendship between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles.
Mick Jagger: Could have been Harry's dad.
Mirrors: Zayn loves them.
Nail File: Niall
Nandos: Niall's favorite restaurant.
Pat the Dog and Screw the Lightbulb:  One of Louis' classic dance moves.
No Jimmy Protested!: Louis screamed this while reading Meltdown by Ben Elton. 
Paul Higgins: One Direction's bodyguard.
Simple but Effective: Harry's catchphrase. 
Spoons: Liam's fear.
Toms: Louis' favorite shoes.
Wayne: Zayn

I am not even close to being done! Feel free to add on.

One Direction Seats

This is the Izod Center. We will be seating in the middle right. It's sooo close! 

One Direction Tickets

This is the really funny video of One Direction I was talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o3fcUH-yPQ

Anyway, I've been looking everywhere for One Direction tickets. I found a few good ones.

• One Direction
• Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:00 PM
• Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre - Wantagh, NY
• Section: 5L
• Row: T
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• And the price for 3 tickets is $489. There are the cheapest ones I could find, but the seats aren't in the front.
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• The next one is here: http://www.stubhub.com/one-direction-tickets/one-direction-east-rutherford-izod-center-2-7-2013-4080485/?ticket_id=453877864&quantity=3 They are floor seats, but the price for each ticket is $225.
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• These are the best tickets I found: http://www.stubhub.com/one-direction-tickets/one-direction-wantagh-nikon-at-jones-beach-theater-29-6-2013-4077637/?ticket_id=451374025&quantity=3 
• Sadly, they cost $375 per ticket. 
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•  The ones I'll probably buy are here: http://www.vividseats.com/concerts/one-direction-tickets/one-direction-izod-center-7-2-1286625.html 
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Dance Dare

Dance Dare
Dance Dare 2
Dance Dare 3
Dance Dare 4
Dance Dare 5
Dance Dare 6
Dance Dare 7
Dance Dare 8
Dance Dare 9
Dance Dare 10
Mascot Dance Dare
Taylor Swift and Zac Efron
Kristin Chenoweth Gets Dance Dared
Emma Stone
Jane Lynch 
Sean Hayes

The Glee Project

You can check out their first music video here. The 14 contestants are:

Abraham Lim
Ali Stroker

Aylin Bayramoglu

Blake Jenner

Charlie Lubeck

Dani Shay

Lily Mae Harrington

Mario Bonds

Maxfield Camp

Michael Weisman

Nellie Veitenheimer

Shanna Henderson

Taryn Douglas

Tyler Ford

Michael - My favorite so far! You know what I said about never watching Glee again? If he wins I will.

Dani Shay auditioned for America's Got Talent. She got through the auditions and then got eliminated.

Oh and GUESS WHAT??? I just found out that Damian McGinty had a crush on Marissa. They would of been so cute together!

The Voice (Results/Dia/UK)

 The Voice Results:
1) Jermaine (Team Blake) - I never payed much attention to him. He was a good singer, but there's nothing special about him.
2) Juliet (Team CeeLo) - I have mixed feelings about her. I think she deserved to win, but I don't really like her voice.
3) Tony Lucca (Team Adam) - I don't like him.
4) Chris Mann (Team Christina) - Good, but Lindsey was better.

My favorite The Voice contestant is still Dia Frampton. She was the runner up last year. I loved her cover of Heartless and I like Don't Kick the Chair, but Kid Cudi just messes it up.

I've been watching The Voice UK. My favorites right now are Becky Hill and Jaz Ellington. Becky sang Ordinary People for her audition. Jaz Ellington sang The A Team. I think that Jaz is the better singer, but I just love Becky! She's awesome.

Pip is back!!! Jermaine, Jamar, James, and Pip sing I Want You Back for the finale. Pip was the best, of course. 

I Hate Glee

Glee, I will hate you forever for this.

What Makes You Beautiful

I still haven't watched one episode of Glee and I feel no urges too. I hate it even more after seeing this. THEY KILLED IT!!!

Why I Hate Glee 
I completely agree!

Glee Not So Funny Moments
I laughed once and that was only because of Finn's horrible dancing. I used to think Glee was funny, but I laughed more in 30 seconds of The Big Bang Theory than I did in the whole second season of glee.

Every time I see/hear/read about Niall Horan

Niall Facts

Niall Facts

#66. Not possible.
#86. Hahaha!
#273. WHAT!?!?! Well I guess everyone has a flaw.

Reasons Why I Love Niall Horan

1. He's adorable.
2. He has an Irish accent.
3. He's sweet.
4. He can sing.
5. He has the best laugh... ever.
6. He's funny.
7. He's hot.
8. He plays guitar.
9. He has blond hair and blue eyes.
10. He's PERFECT.
11. He loves Nandos.
12. Horan Hugs

Awesome Dance Moves
Best of Niall

Happy Birthday Isabelle

That's the shirt.

Happy Birthday Song

Sheldon Quotes

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.

Penny: I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Sheldon: Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which can lead to congestive heart failure.

Howard: Hope you don't mind, I told my girlfriend, Bernadette, she can join us for dinner.
Leonard: Sure, the more the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no. That's a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there was 2000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.

Sheldon: Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins.

Sheldon: You know, in difficult times like this, I often turn to a force stronger than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek.

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look

Leonard: Do you think we can outrun him?
Sheldon: I don't need to outrun him, I just need to outrun you.

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Will Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

Sheldon: Good morning everyone and welcome to "Science and Society". I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD and ScD. OMG, right?

Sheldon: A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge".

Penny: No big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun!
Sheldon: (Imitating Penny) 'Not knowing is part of the fun.' Was that the motto of your community college?

Leonard: How could you just sit there and let them spy on me!?
Sheldon: They were very smart! They used my complete lack of interest in what you are doing.

Leonard: Relax, it's just a dirty sock.
Sheldon: How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

Leonard: When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.

Penny: Look, can we just forget about this extra stuff and can you just tell me what Leonard does?
Sheldon: Alright. Leonard is attempting to learn why subatomic particles move the way they do.
Penny: Really? That's it? Well, that doesn't sound so complicated.
Sheldon: It's not... it's why Leonard does it.

Sheldon: I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.

Sheldon: Given that Saint Valentine was a 3rd century Roman priest, who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?

Leonard: Come on! We have a combined IQ of 360 we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.
*Two girls selling cookies ring every bell, the door opens*
Sheldon: What do you think their combined IQ is?

Sheldon: So, you're saying this is a regulation deck?
Howard: I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle!

Raj: (Talking to the snake) Let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy mice. *Raj leaves the room*
Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper. You're better than this.

The Hunger Games Movie

I went to go see the movie today. It was awesome. I loved Jennifer Lawrence, Alexander Ludwig, and Liam Hemsworth. But, I HATE JOSH HUTCHERSON! Team Gale 100%. My favorite characters are definitely Finnick, Gale, and Katniss. Peeta stinks.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/03/the-hunker-games-team-gale-vs-team-peeta/
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/24/hunger-games-gale-vs-peeta-whod-you-rather/

Those are 2 Gale vs Peeta polls. Gale is winning in both of them. Yay!

Finnick Odair

Who should play Finnick Odair?

Grant Gustin

Hunter Parrish

Alex Pettyfer

The Hunger Games

This is just a really funny picture of Josh Hutcherson. I love how it says "Die Tribute" right over his head. "Die" means "The" in German.

I can't wait for the Hunger Games. I'm going to go see it on Saturday. I am so TEAM GALE! I don't like Peeta. He's sweet, but he's also weak and girly. Gale is super hot, super strong, and super tough. He's the male version of Katniss. My favorite character is actually Finnick. I love him even more than I love Gale. I was so upset when he died. I don't like Josh Hutcherson, so I am even more Team Gale. Jennifer Lawrence is awesome. I love her as Katniss.

Bobby Drake/Iceman Jokes

You know what's nice? Mangos!
I have a nice mansion.
OMG! It's the Bobby! Drake run!
It's the juice man.
Hey Bobby. Drake's here.
Why isn't your name Bobby, Drake?
Your skin feels like ice... man, it's cold!
Did you hear the song, Bob by Drake?
I need some ice, Mandy!
"The licorice man attacked Bobby!" Drake told the penguin.
Want some advice? Mandarin oranges are good for colds.

Favorite Characters

*Updated*

1. Sheldon Cooper
2. Iceman/Bobby Drake
3. Perry the Platypus
   
4. Neville Longbottom
5. Spongebob Squarepants
6. Rogue/Marie
7. Harry Potter Cast*
8. Rory Flanagan
9. Finnick Odair
   
10. Fozzie Bear
11. Jerry Mouse
12. Private
13. Toby Cavanaugh
14. Quinn Fabray
15. The Big Bang Theory Cast**

*I dislike some characters, such as Ron.
**Leonard, Penny, Raj, Howard, Kripke, and Bernadette. I don't like Amy.

Favorite Ships

Spencer and Toby

Sam and Quinn

Bobby and Rogue

1. Bobby Drake/Iceman and Rogue/Marie
2. Sam Evans and Quinn Fabray
3. Toby Cavanaugh and Spencer Hastings

Iceman and Rogue

Iceman/Bobby Drake is my favorite X-Men character. I hate Bobby Drake and Kitty Pryde. He belongs with Rogue! I'm so glad he chooses her in the end. Check out this awesome video of him.

This is a video of Rogue. She is my 2nd favorite character. She is Bobby's girlfriend. Her power is that "she involuntarily absorbs and sometimes also removes the memories, physical strength, and (in the case of superpowered persons) the abilities of anyone she touches." In the last movie, she gets the cure.

My Dream

I had this super-crazy-awesome dream a few days ago. Here is how it went... kinda!

First, I'm in a parking lot and I see Sam Evans (from Glee) except that he is one of the 7 Garde (from I am Number Four) left on the Earth. I'm also one of them. I'm not sure what number I am. Anyway, I see him with this little girl and they're talking. Apparently all the other Garde have been captured, so we decide to go save them. We get on a plane and some terrorists try to kill us. Sam and I jump out the plane and I land on a bridge. Sadly, he misses the bridge and falls into a river. I try to save him, but he drowns and I end up pulling out Number Four/John/Alex Pettyfer.
Somehow I don't realize that Sam has been replaced by John so we continue on our quest to save the Garde. By the way, the only power I think I had was invisibility. We climb a magic tower and eat some magic ice cream with Dianna Agron. She eats a magic ice cream that makes her mad and because in my dream she is one of the Garde she blows up the tower.

That's all I remember. I also remember Sheldon Cooper was there.

Spongebob Songs

F.U.N Song
The Campfire Song Song
Goofy Goober
Krusty Krab Pizza
The Jellyfishing Song

Favorite TV Shows

1. The Big Bang Theory
2. Spongebob
3. Phineas and Ferb
4. Smash
   
5. The Penguins of Madagascar
   
6. That 70s Show
7. The Voice
   
8. Friends
9. Jane by Design
10. The Secret Life of the American Teenager
11. Glee
    

The Big Bang Theory Cast Singing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mEtMwUVgxI - Sheldon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ef6FSYdKL0 - Sheldon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGt5H3_ygdQ - Sheldon and Penny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Y7FMZiT-A - Sheldon and Penny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEKc1Ekhceg&feature=related - Raj
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LapXZBkWQSg&feature=related - Sheldon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4Ig62AVhM - Sheldon and Leonard's Mom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6WDJ1VmVUo - Sheldon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkoVQAfrhA - Leonard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fut0_xU9M6g - Sheldon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IK30-SNApg&feature=related - Sheldon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MYChMoEJwM - Howard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-X-yQsorv4&feature=related - This isn't really Sheldon singing, it's like a Sheldon Rap. It's super funny.

The Big Bang Theory Shirts

http://www.stylinonline.com/baby-tee-big-bang-theory-friendship-algorithm.html




































http://www.stylinonline.com/baby-tee-big-bang-theory-penny.html

http://www.stylinonline.com/baby-tee-big-bang-theory-bazinga-word-only.html



http://www.80stees.com/products/Soft-Kitty-T-Shirt.asp

For all the best shirts Sheldon has worn go to Sheldon Shirts!

The Werewolf Transformation

You can watch the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory here:

I love it. My favorite part was when Sheldon played bongos. Click here to watch it.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Videos
1. Sheldon explains to Raj
2. Sheldon explains to Kripke

Rules
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

The Voice

My favorite Voice auditions.

1. Pip I loved this. It was so good! :D And he's really cute.
2. Charlotte Sometimes At first I didn't like her voice, but the more I listen the more I like it.

Here are some other really awesome ones.

Mathai
Tony Lucca
Lindsey Pavao
RaeLynn
Jesse Campbell
Jordis Unga

My predictions for the final four are:

Team Adam - Pip
Team Blake - Charlotte Sometimes
Team Christina - Jesse Campbell
Team Cee Lo - Jamar Rogers

I think that Adam has the best team with Pip, Tony Lucca, and Mathai. Blake is second, Christina is third, and Cee Lo has the worst team. Just like last year!

The Homework Debate

The Homework Debate (WIP)

The homework debate has been going on for decades. Should schools assign homework? The answer is no. After spending most of the day in school, most children definitely do not want to do more work at home. Homework should be banned because homework causes a lack of time for other activities, children’s frustration and exhaustion, and there is no evidence of any academic evidence from assigning homework.

To begin with, homework causes a lack of time for other activities. Children spent a large amount of their time doing homework. That leaves barely enough time to spend on extracurricular activities, such as sports, music, art, and much more. Teachers are always encouraging students to sign up for sports, band, play, etc., but how can they when they have to spend all their time doing homework and studying. Furthermore, teachers are always telling children to get out and play and they need at least an hour an exercise every day, but how can children go outside and play when they need to finish their homework inside? In addition, homework limits the time a child can spend with his friends and family. Homework just takes time away from extracurricular activities, exercise, and time with friend and family.

Moreover, homework frustrates and exhausts children. When a child does not understand homework, they may spend hours on it. This frustrates children and makes them feel they are dumb. Also, this exhausts children. Students may spend time doing their homework late at night when they are supposed to be sleeping. This leads to exhaustion the next day, which leads to students being grumpy and not paying attention in class. All this frustration and exhaustion may make children lose interest in learning.

Lastly, there is absolutely no evidence of any academic benefit from assigning homework in elementary or middle school. In high school, the academic benefits are very little. The National School Board Association’s Center for Public Educations states that there is no conclusive evidence that homework “increases student achievement across the board.” If homework does not help students, then why assign it. Adults yell at children for wasting time, but homework is a waste of time as well.

On the other hand, homework can be beneficial. “The assignment of homework, over time, serves to foster the kind of qualities that are critical to learning – persistence, diligence, and the ability to delay gratification,” (Bempechat 1). Furthermore, if there is no homework students will not be able to finish their schoolwork. Students only get a little time in school to write essays, read books, research, practice math, etc. When else can students do this? The answer is homework. Without homework, students will only do the work that can be fit into the school day.

However, homework should still be banned or at least reduced. Children can learn all the qualities they get from homework at school and students should do work outside of school because they want to, not because a teacher assigns it. As you can see, homework takes time away from other activities, frustrates and exhausts children, and has very little or no academic benefit at all. As educational researcher, Etta Kralovec says, “Homework simply doesn’t make sense in this brave new constructive world of teaching and learning,” (Kralovec 1).


It's not good, but it's my first rough draft and I wrote it pretty quickly.

Sebastian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKd8F2BBQQ&noredirect=1

I can't stop watching this. Sebastian is a jerk, but I still love him! I love the when he does the "drink it if you can" dance. It's awesome and I love how he says "time".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo3xILLqY-U&noredirect=1

I love this one too.

On My Way

I just watched the Glee episode, On My Way. I actually liked this episode! My favorite part is definitely when the parents were trying to sabotage the wedding. I also enjoyed the part where Rory tries Peanut Butter for the first time. I loved all the songs the New Directions sang at Regionals. I love Grant Gustin. He is awesome. I would be really sad if Quinn died, but if they had to choose a time to kill her off I would actually chose now.
"I feel like the show is ready to lose a main character in this fashion. Quinn had resolved her issues with her friends, she got he spot back on the Cheerios, she proved to herself and everyone how smart she was by getting into Yale. As much as I love seeing her each week, it might be what the show needs."

http://www.tvfanatic.com/2012/02/glee-round-table-on-my-way/ That was where the quote is from and I agree with the person who said that. But... I love Quinn. She is my 2nd favorite character after Rory. I don't want her to die.

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There are more of them, but these are my favorites.

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Sheldon

I made all of them here: http://patorjk.com/software/taag/index.htm
                                         

The Rothman Disintegration

http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/video/2197595653/the-big-bang-theory-the-rothman-disintegration

Watch the new The Big Bang Theory episode. It aired on the 16th. I just watched it. It's hilarious.

Sheldon Quotes

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Wolowitz: But you love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother, my feelings for my spot are much greater.

Leonard: Sure, the more the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no. That's a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there was 2000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care.

Sheldon: "On the contrary. I find the Grinch to be an engaging and relatable character, I was right with him right up until he succumbs to social convention and returns the presents and saves Christmas. What a buzzkill that was."

Penny: I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Sheldon: Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which can lead to congestive heart failure.

Sheldon Pics

Bugsy's Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcirJzH5sHU

SO CUTE!

Johnny

Johnny

Johnny is a good friend

He’s loyal and kind

A friend like that

Is hard to find

He saved Ponyboy

Wouldn’t let him drown

No matter what

Johnny won’t let you down

He always listens

To whatever you have to say

He’ll help you out

Every single day

But his parents hate him

And that makes him sad

He just wants them to love him

So very bad

The gang takes care of him

They make sure he’s okay

That he has food

And a place to stay

Even Dally loves him

He’s the gang’s pet

He’s the best friend

They’ve ever met

I wrote this poem in around 5 minutes. It's not very good, but it's good for 5 minutes.

Sheldon Cooper

My favorite Sheldon moments! There is more, but these are the ones I could find.

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xgjUhEG3U
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PVaqV7LxM
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIn3T6nDAo
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoYvU1fUAw (Part 1)
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKSZIeDe_Q (Part 2)
  
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mEtMwUVgxI
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm-gFXdmqik
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zIY6DQSlbY
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hIIvF5gJI